Brint

I think my cat has both an eating disorder and schizophrenia.

I'm pretty sure she hears voices, has delusions of grandeur, and obsesses over very strange things. When the shadows on the wall are harrassing her, she jumps up to 3 feet in the air to attack them. I believe she thinks that little men with catnip coveralls live on the wall just out of reach. Sometimes she looks at her paw and appears to be crying. Is she sad that she never had the chance to swat at a bird, living her life in the confined and carpeted home of deranged owners? Or does she think that the president has bugged her paw and is listening to her every step? Her eating disorder of choice as of late is bulemia. Supposedly, she has Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I think she just caught a glance of herself in the mirror and said, "Ooh, Brint, you need to lose a little weight, honey." Personally I think she's just jealous of Meekus' slim figure. Brint still hasn't gotten over the fact that she has stripes and Meekus does not. Everyone knows that stripes stopped being trendy in the late 80s. Solids are in. I think she would benefit from some sort of in-patient treatment facility for girl kitties with body dismorphic disorders and other mental health issues. Would she be on suicide watch? Poor Brint. She's so young.